Would you look at all this! It’s maddening. There are simply too many ways to get in touch so there really is no excuse. Pick your winner and let’s get the party started! If you’re inquiring about an event please use the form. This helps me get the most information possible about your inquiry. If you’re just looking to drop a quick message or invite me out for a beer, feel free to just shoot me an email or even better, give me a call. The first round is on me.
old mail | 3109 Knox Street #620 Dallas, TX 75205
new mail | firstname.lastname@example.org
phone digits | 469.609.7002
funny digits | 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9.
more funny digits | What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt. 🙂
Tuesday Through Friday | 9am to 6pm.
Saturday | Open All Day for Weddings!
Sunday | Closed
Monday | Closed (Don’t be all shocked! We work weekends around here so we take Mondays off to binge watch House of Cards.)